What's in Ted's Head?: 2009

Just testing the start of my blog. My Twitter account just doesn't let me expose my random thoughts. Like I need another way to spend my time...

Funny Things My Kids Say

Connor - "You're not as funny as Austin Powers, dad."
Jeff - "Parents can learn lots from kids. Especially about computers."

Connor - "I don't have a crush on HER. She kicked me in the balls!"

Connor - "Dad is like the Oilers. They have both fallen from their glory days."

Jeff - "I am in stealth mode. I am SOOOO stealth."

Connor - "I missed you, Dad. And your laptop. But mostly you."

Jeff - "Dad, you seem to swearing lots lately. Is it because of the playoffs?"

Jeff - "Quick is a good last name for a goalie. Can you imagine if his name was Jonathon Slow?"

Jeff - "Dad, do you always fart during breakfast?"

Connor - "You really aren't much of a cookie maker, Dad"

Jeff - "Free popcorn tastes way better than popcorn you have to buy."

What's in Ted's Head?